christmas is weird.

15 dogs, 6 rabbits, 1 shark

AMERICAN THE BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Deviled Corn Dogs

5 corn dogs
10 tater tots
1/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
2 Tbs Mayonnaise
Salt and pepper to taste
Paprika
Bake the corndogs amd tater tots according to package directions.
When corndogs are cool enough to handle, remove the sticks, and split in half lengthwise.
Remove the hot dog part, leaving the cornbread shell intact.
Put the dogs, tots, cheese, mayo, salt and pepper into a food processor and process until smooth.
Fill each corn shell with an equal amount of the potato mixture. If you have a pastry bag, use it!
Sprinkle paprika over the top.
Return to the oven, and bake until top is browned, about 5 minutes.

I want to feed carrots to this bunny and then spoon with it. I will feed carrots to the old man too, but i dont think i wanna spoon him.

i actually witnessed this

later that day another really cute monkey threatened to bite scotty's face off.

DRUGZ

Salvia hits the hood

FUCKING RACCOON PARTY!!

funniest show ever?

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

Don't worry, i ended the night with a plate of nachos...and then followed-up the next day with more nachos and Bill&Ted's Excellent Adventure. Party on.

muggy evening park time

I like my friend Doug.

Canada, its a REALLY exotic foreign country.

crazy haircut

I found this on some website randomly...

summer?...is that you?

the best things happen in the sun.

me, inspried by kittens inspired by kittens.

Even the mangy one found a special little place in my heart (a special little place called "Jesus Christ, please don't eat me in my sleep you mangy f-ed up cat!")

an instant tonic for a bad day.

wonderful things across the hallway.

good neighbors help their neighbors become drag queens.

MALE HOBO SPIDER ON MY WALL

I think this thing was trying to kill me. He almost got away too...

the creepiest thing ever

i really just wanted an adult-size onesie (something like this: http://www.jumpinjammerz.com/) ...but instead i got my adult-size head photoshopped to a baby-sized onesie.
this shit is grossing me out.

for starters...

Check out this turtle's head: